This felt like being trapped in a very expensive Subaru commercial about generational trauma.
2.75
The negotiator
The bully from It and the ditzy lady from support the girls do a great job expanding their range. However, this movie is more boring than watching commercial breaks for the original A team. Also, naming the black horse Mr T is a choice.
3
The engineer
A movie on life support.
4.25
The boss
I'm glad Haley Lu Richardson isn't my half sister
6.4
The farmer
Nothing spicier than an abusive father! A movie to make you thankful for decent family.
7.2
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Near Dark
Horror
Review Date: Sunday, May 31
Director: Kathryn Bigelow
Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Lance Henriksen
Plot: A small-town farmer's son reluctantly joins a traveling group of vampires after he is bitten by a beautiful drifter.
The doctor
The negotiator
The engineer
The boss
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