Review Date: Monday, May 5
Director: Edward Berger
Starring: Ralph Fiennes, Stanley Tucci, John Lithgow
Plot: When Cardinal Lawrence is tasked with leading one of the world's most secretive and ancient events, selecting a new Pope, he finds himself at the center of a web of conspiracies and intrigue that could shake the very foundation of...
An Oscar worthy bore fest that had me wanting to shove the guy out of the window in the first five minutes.
3.5Lots of white people yapping about white people problems in the French Alps.
6.8it feels weird to say “motherfucking” to a background of steel drum music.
6.8A meditation on the nature of truth and what can be known. Like meditation, it went on much longer than was comfortable
6.9I told him “if you play the steel drums version of P.I.M.P. one more time…” and then he looked me in the eye and pressed play, your honor.
7.5